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I’m told some people ring up exes when they’re drunk. God help me, I think I signed up for Amazon Prime last night.

Even drunk, I’m lame.

This is a blog entry posted on day 11039 in the Journal.

3 comments posted.


  1. Ryan says:

    Signing up for Amazon Prime is nothing but cool. At least that’s what I keep telling myself…

  2. michael says:

    nah, lame is getting drunk by yourself and signing up for Amazon Prime to get free 2-day shipping on a shiny new brown Zune…!

  3. The Robot says:


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