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Of Freeze and Failure

As I said on Twitter yesterday, I dare you to make it more than twenty seconds into this video without your mind pooping itself.

(Via Metrokitty.)

This is a blog entry posted on day 11441 in the Journal.

2 comments posted.


  1. Scott Nellé says:

    Wow. This I thought Batman Forever was pretty bad and I always just assumed this movie would have been more of the same. It’s a quantum leap beyond Forever in terms of suckitude. Impressive.

  2. Christopher Schmitt says:

    I’m a Batman fan, but even I couldn’t bring myself to see that movie when it came out to theaters.

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