This website is, sadly, defunct. But! Ethan’s new website is here for you to use.
I seriously doubt your monitor can handle the raw sexiness. Mine didn’t. Totally melted. I’m typing blind right now. Also? I’m tired.
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Sorry, Aaron. All entries on URN are sexyat emptor.
The game I like to play while perusing Sexy People is Spot The Future Serial Killer.
But it’s not that fun because it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. A barrel of fish shooting other fish.
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