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I seriously doubt your monitor can handle the raw sexiness. Mine didn’t. Totally melted. I’m typing blind right now. Also? I’m tired.

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This is a link posted on day 11614 in the Journal.

3 comments posted.


  1. Aaron says:

    What’s your return policy on this post?

  2. The Robot says:

    Sorry, Aaron. All entries on URN are sexyat emptor.

  3. Annie says:

    The game I like to play while perusing Sexy People is Spot The Future Serial Killer.

    But it’s not that fun because it’s like shooting fish in a barrel. A barrel of fish shooting other fish.

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