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Virb and Obey.

Because the Virb army must not go into the weekend looking anything less than its best, my friends Ryan and Brad—Boston’s barons of fashion—have produced these oh-so-gorgeous “I’m A Noob” t-shirts.

Embrace your inner Noob. You know you want to.

This is a blog entry posted on day 11049 in the Journal.

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