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5 Comments

  1. patricia says:

    This is so beyond ridiculous that it almost leaves me speechless. People are fast reaching the lunatic zone.

  2. Keith LaFerriere says:

    ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Quite frankly, I think in some sense, this is censorship. Bullying one into changing their stance when they’ve done nothing wrong is exactly the opposite of what Malkin constantly yaps about. What a total and complete “word that I never use because I know how much women hate it that everyone jokes starts with a k but you and I know doesn’t”.

  3. Matt says:

    Unbelievable! I have a real keffiyeh on my dinning room table, does that make me a terrorist sympathizer too?

  4. The Robot says:

    Here’s how I see it:

    • Less Rachel Ray: good thing.
    • Racist freaks inventing Orwellian “fashioncrime”: lame.

    Matt:

    Unbelievable! I have a real keffiyeh on my dinning room table, does that make me a terrorist sympathizer too?

    Apparently, yes. As a result, I will no longer be purchasing delicious coffee from your dining room in the near future. Good day, sir.

  5. Keith LaFerriere says:

    Oh, right! Less Rachel Ray…

    Hmmm…

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