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In other news…

I got engaged yesterday. She did, too.

Exhausted now. More later.

This is a blog entry posted on day 11206 in the Journal.

38 comments posted.


  1. Bryan Peters says:

    Awesome dude! Congrats!

  2. patricia says:


  3. Dan Cederholm says:

    Pure awesomeness — huge congrats to you both!

    (I just refrained from referring to you both as, The Unstoppabots :)

  4. Derek Featherstone says:

    Most excellent, my friend. Congratulations to you both!

  5. Ryan Irelan says:

    Double-unstoppable. Congrats!

  6. Scott says:

    And now you begin the months of non-top wedding planning madness! Congrats to you both!

  7. Jason Armstrong says:

    Now all those Robot Ninja missions won’t be so lonely. Sweet! Congrats!

  8. Stephanie Sullivan says:

    Wow dude! How totally cool! Can’t wait to meet her… congratulations. :)

  9. Keith LaFerriere says:

    My man, that is just great news. You two will rock the matrimony hall of fame. Send her my best as well.

  10. Michael Montgomery says:


    (Not that we’ve met, but best wishes from a fan.)

  11. Bryan Veloso says:

    Woohoo! Congrats! Double the unstoppabot, double the fun. :D

  12. Fernando Lins says:

    Congrats! Much happiness to you!

  13. Renaud says:

    Very cool! I was expecting a “your mom” reference from Ryan, but he went the classy route.

  14. Scott Fegette says:

    Great news- congratulations to both of ya!
    And now… let the planning begin. ;-)

  15. Grant Hutchinson says:

    ‘Tis always a great thing to hear. At the risk of sounding repetitive, congratulations and all that.

  16. Dunstan says:

    Bravo! Bravo!

  17. Drew says:

    Well done that man.

  18. Jeremy Keith says:

    Allow me to join in the chorus of congratulations with the time-honoured way:


  19. Jessica says:

    Hooray, congratulations!

  20. Rob Weychert says:

    Congratulations! Couldn’t have happened to a nicer couple. As long as it’s going to be a Kiss wedding, with even the officiator in full makeup. Otherwise, I shall have to withdraw my well wishes.

  21. Jacob Harvey says:

    Congrats Ethan! Best wishes to your both. Insert witty comment about robots and/or ninjas here.

  22. zeldman says:

    How wonderful!

  23. Kitty says:



  24. Sarah Tan says:

    Congratulations! That’s so great to hear. Nice ring on her finger, too.

  25. Carolyn Wood says:

    Wonderful! Congratulations.

  26. Aaron M Gustafson says:


  27. Jeff Croft says:

    Congrats, Ethan! That’s awesome! :)

  28. Jack Auses says:

    Fantastic, Ethan. Happy happy, joy joy! Congrats, dude!

  29. The Robot says:

    To paraphrase Corky St. Clair, you people are awesome people. Thank you very, very much—we’re both very happy, and more so to read all these rockstarish things you’re writing. Unstoppable robot hugs for everybody.

    Seriously, though—thanks. Your next drinks are on me when next we meet.

    Also, current favorite epithets:

    1. Unstoppabride. (Thank you, Ms. Kissane.)
    2. Double-unstoppable.
    3. Mrs. Unstoppabot.

    Keep ‘em coming.

    Also, Rob: we are inspired—nay, moved by your KISS wedding suggestion. Kindly officiate in full Ace Frehley garb. Thanks.

  30. Drew Warkentin says:

    Unstoppable! Congrats!

  31. Dale Cruse says:

    Woohoo! Congratulations to you both!

  32. Garrett Dimon says:

    Congratulations, sir. Best wishes.

  33. Tim Roberts says:

    Let me be the 32nd person to offer felicidades.

  34. Greg says:

    I’m not going to be happy about this until I see the announcement that you two are also forming a Lucha libre tag team.

  35. Luke Dorny says:

    A heaping congratulations from us both!
    We wish you the greatest automated machinations.

    Hope to see your video on I Dated A Robot laturrr…

  36. JFlo says:

    Congrats, man!!

  37. The Robot says:

    Jeff! Damn! Thanks!

  38. David Kavanagh says:

    Congrats Ethan – Great news indeed!

    No quicker way to go from scoundrel to gentleman than getting married…

    Now, please tell me where to send the gravy boat and his & hers smoking jackets!

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