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This Is Not the Porn You’re Looking For

So this site has been up for approximately one week. Six days, to be exact about it. Let’s review some of the most popular search terms logged by EE to date, shall we?

Of course we shall.

  • “wow big search box”
  • “boobies”
  • “harvard”
  • “zeldman”
  • “gay”
  • “gay zeldman” (I swear I’m not making this shit up.)

Does this look like some sort of web standards slash site, people? Hang on…Master Chief, is that you?

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This is a blog entry posted on day 11030 in the Journal.

7 comments posted.

7 Comments

  1. Greg says:

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    Wow. With search terms like that you really should re-consider putting some Google ads on this site.

  2. The Robot says:

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    Greg, I’d just be worried your mom wouldn’t respect me any more.

  3. Renaud says:

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    Sorry Ethan. I was searching for my gay friend Zeldman from my days at Harvard and for some boobies. When Google couldn’t find what I was looking for, I search for the biggest search box I could find. Wow!

  4. Shane Guymon says:

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    I’m wondering why someone is searching for “gay zeldman” Thats hilariouse…

  5. Chris Gwynne says:

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    Is there something we don’t know about him?

  6. Luke Dorny (luxuryluke) says:

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    [hmmm, there is none of that here to look at. going back in history to look at the next google result. perhaps i’ll find some there…]

  7. Gay Zeldman says:

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    Any messages?

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